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brasspistol:

every time I see this it gets reblogged

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professorfangirl:

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.

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beyoncebeytwice:

shavingryansprivates:

methlabrador:

everybodys dad has a weird obsession with something

drinking

oh

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I’ve never seen a thing that needed to be transparent more than this.
thatsonofamitch:

pizza:

requested rebloggable

whose dick did you have to suck to get that url

"I don’t think people love me. They love versions of me I have spun for them, versions of me they have construed in their minds. The easy versions of me, the easy parts of me to love."

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Pets and Tumblr photoset

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sizvideos:

Video

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