every time I see this it gets reblogged
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If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.
#wow #fuck is old
However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.
everybodys dad has a weird obsession with something
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"I don’t think people love me. They love versions of me I have spun for them, versions of me they have construed in their minds. The easy versions of me, the easy parts of me to love."
- (via chuckhansen)
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